Who is Dr Nightmare?
Nightmare is a ruggedly handsome individual who customizes figures for fun and profit.

Teh wowz! Ur stuff is totally out of dis worldz! lolz! You must charge a ton!
Thanks! I think I'm the lowest-priced customizer out there actually, I charge like $10-$20 starting, I don't think I've ever charged more than $50 for a custom, no matter how hard it was. I don't see the point in charging $50 for a simple repaint. Eventually when I gain more of a decent reputation, I'll charge more and hopefully do this customizing stuff full-time to live on.

What's your relationship with customizing powerhouses like Jin Saotome and Kyle Robinson?
I'm prettier than them. Oh, that's not what you're asking? Oops! We all hate each other so much that it just turns into love, kinda like if you throw enough black paint at a canvas, eventually you're going to weaken the canvas to the point that it tears-down and you're left with a bright gaping hole, filled with the sunshine and lollipops entering through the broken blood-stained windows behind. That still doesn't answer it? Oh, well, then, uh, move along then, nothing to see here...

You own FigureRealm.com?
Nope, I just do stuff for Captain Coder sometimes, like take a look at and approve the reviews and customs that flood the site like a torrent of delicious plasticky goodness.

Caution: Don't eat plastic, it's bad for you or something. Delicious doesn't always equal good for you. On that note, don't eat stamps either.

Why aren't you famous by now?
Lack of motivation I guess, everything we do now is ultimately futile in the grand scheme of things. Success now still leads to rotting in a grave later. I wrote a very convincing paper about it in 12th grade that bummed-out most of the school-staff, so they didn't publish it in the school-newspaper. I think that's why they kicked me out, hah.

Where do you hang-out online?
Nowhere really, I'm kinda homeless right now... but sometimes I write stuff for Articulated Discussion [link]

What's your website about?
Well, it's a dinky little Freewebs thing but the blog and pictures on there are worth looking at I think. It's about everything really, whatever I feel like putting on there. I also have Tutorials on how to make your own custom action figures! Check it out --> [link]

Why did you just interview yourself for us?
Because no one else asked to interview me... :[